For those of you who read my TomKat entry last week, here’s an update on the situation by way of gossip. Please note that I called it first that Katie Holmes was sporting cold sores!:

The Simplex Life: If you missed the gross-out pics of Katie Holmes with huge, nasty cold sores around her mouth that were posted on the Web last week, fear not: All the tabs have them this week. Maybe the stress of dating A-lister Tom Cruise gave Katie a blister or five. Or perhaps all his he-man stubble rubbed her soft girlie skin the wrong way. Who knows? But if you need to ascend to the absolute apex of the putrid, Star has the, um, best shot of Katie’s pustules in all their painful detail. Yuck.

If someone wants to get off drugs, I can help them. If someone wants to learn how to read, I can help them.–Can-do humanitarian Tom Cruise inStar. Unfortunately, mighty Maverick didn’t mention anything about curing cold sores

I love it when the funny just correlates with my reality!


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