mel gibson is not happy about this…


“Tom and Katie Expecting!

October 5, 2005
Happy Hollywood couple TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are expecting their first child together, a rep for Cruise confirmed to ET.

“Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited,” a spokesperson told People magazine.

The inseparable twosome have been dating since last April in a whirlwind romance.”—Posted earlier this week by moi. So me and amanda have been having this on going conversation about how the hell this happened. Because honestly Katie Holmes claimed to have been a virgin the whole time she dated Chris Klien…the idiot who bought her a $500,000 engagement ring before having sex with her…and now she’s just giving it up to Tom Cruise. You know, before the whole oprah incident, I would have given it up to Tom Cruise as well. Now he’s just fucking crazy. Well, for your eavesdropping enjoyment, I now bring you:


amanda said…
Didn’t you tell me that Katie Holmes was a virgin still?
6:02 PM, October 06, 2005

candy said…
well she was before she got pregnant.
6:54 PM, October 06, 2005

amanda said…
Maybe the aliens invaded her body and it’s the scientology version of the immaculate conception?
1:28 PM, October 08, 2005

candy said…
they are totally not the Joseph and Mary of scientology…he just fucked the shit out of her to prove he’s not gay.

That concludes our show. If you’d like to participate in an episode of COMMENTS please do so at your leisurely pleasure. Goodnight.


2 responses »

  1. I am very confused as I thought it was the Cruise who was firing blanks…? hence the adoption senario with Nicole & the problems with Mimi Rogers, or am I just perpetuating meaningless gossip which would include a lavender liason anyway?!

    I never fancied Tom but decided he had learned to act around the time of Magnolia and that maybe it was the limitations of Hollywood which had cast him as such an airhead we wouldn’t/ couldn’t have known the boy had talent. Now I must say that firing his publicist is madness and Oprah was just painful.

    I wait for Katie to see the light or for her Catholic family to whisper something in her ear, I just hope they are not bowled over by his A list stardom. mmmm & there was me thinking I didn’t really care! Excuse the rant.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s