“Tom and Katie Expecting!
October 5, 2005
Happy Hollywood couple TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are expecting their first child together, a rep for Cruise confirmed to ET.
“Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited,” a spokesperson told People magazine.
The inseparable twosome have been dating since last April in a whirlwind romance.”—Posted earlier this week by moi. So me and amanda have been having this on going conversation about how the hell this happened. Because honestly Katie Holmes claimed to have been a virgin the whole time she dated Chris Klien…the idiot who bought her a $500,000 engagement ring before having sex with her…and now she’s just giving it up to Tom Cruise. You know, before the whole oprah incident, I would have given it up to Tom Cruise as well. Now he’s just fucking crazy. Well, for your eavesdropping enjoyment, I now bring you:
Didn’t you tell me that Katie Holmes was a virgin still?
6:02 PM, October 06, 2005
well she was before she got pregnant.
6:54 PM, October 06, 2005
Maybe the aliens invaded her body and it’s the scientology version of the immaculate conception?
1:28 PM, October 08, 2005
they are totally not the Joseph and Mary of scientology…he just fucked the shit out of her to prove he’s not gay.
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