So I was completely productive today…figured out what gave me the rash (the soap), went to the grove, and paid off a student loan. How many people do you know that can say they did that?!

So have you heard of that book “Confessions of a Video Vixen”? Its written by this girl whose nickname is “superhead.” In the book she details her rises and falls as a video girl/insatiable sex fiend whose slept with tons of men in the industry and in the nba. Well, this bitch right here…wow! I didn’t even read the book, just skimmed through the pages and checked out the pictures (tasteful, family and celebrity oriented), and flipped to the last page of the last chapter…where she goes into detail about blowin’ and fuckin’…..usher. Now, isn’t that the high note all of us wish we could end on. “And then…..i fucked usher one last time….to his hit song ‘Lovers and Friends.'” I feel like maybe there was some story about how they were cool and she might have fallen for him, but i don’t now. I do know that the lasts page and half of the book tells how she’s picked up from the airport by his limo, she immediately strips off her clothes and puts on a hotel bathrobe, he jumps in the limo after a recording session, and cums in her mouth….all to his hit song “Lovers and Friends” which played continually at her request. How do you think usher felt (well, besides damn good) to be gettin’ head to his own voice? that must have felt weird once or twice. There was also a really short epilogue that I didn’t care to read because…well, that was the high note I wanted to end on as well. Damn. She’s apparently been dating bill maher off and on as well. Hmmmmmmmmm…. what if your significant other was well known for giving amazing head? I asked one kid what he wanted to be when he grew up, and he jokingly replied “A cannibus witchdoctor,” to which I laughed and said automatically “A certifiable head doctor….” before I realized what had come out of my mouth. Luckily, he didn’t get it. I’m so going to get fired one of these days.


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