Shit that is fucking ridiculous

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the enterprise rent-a-car moving truck, the overly large enterprise rent-a-car moving truck that is stuck on the hill that leads to my garage, sucessfully blocking all people out or in. The motherfucking tailpipe got stuck on the hil at the very base and they’re just spinning their wheels, kicking up mean smoke, and keeping everyone who made the mistake of returning to the apartment around 9:15 outside. We all parked and just walked up the hill. Who the fuck is moving in at 9:30 at night? On my last lease you had to be done moving in before nightfall, as in if your ass wasn’t done, then shit, come back in the morning.

the fact that news in LA can easily be dominated by freeway car chases. Like the one happening on the 91E right now. An SUV with 400miles worth of gas in the gas tank.

the fact that i stopped to watch this shit because its the car chase or Living with Fran.

Living with Fran.

The dumbass shit that the existence of Myspace has allowed people to do. Fuck, not a day goes by where I don’t read shit like “girl runs off to the middle east with muslim she met on myspace” (KCAL 9 10 o’clock news) or “girl met rapist on myspace” (Seattle Times) or “teenage girl meets sexual predator on myspace” (Dateline) what the fuck is wrong with people.

Did you konw that the air space above disney land is restricted. as in, motherfucker you can’t fly over us unless we own you. How in the hell did walt manage to get control of the SKY?! Do all theme parks have restricted airspace above them? The next time you’re at Six Flags, try to see if you notice any planes in the sky.

The WWE.

Dr. Pepper soda has 23 flavors in it. Like regular DR. Pepper. that’s way excessive.

The mariah carey v. madonna conflict amongst the gays.

the reunion of New Edition.

The fact that i just spent 20 minutes trying to convince my dad that he and my mom do in fact need marriage counseling. Cuz no one can escape that house without counseling.

This list could go on forever.

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