Clanges and Jangles

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So today is a slow news day. I’ve left all my work at school and am now listening to an audiobook while packing up my room. I’ve decided to discard nearly 1/3 of the books on my book shelves, and am seriously close to discarding my LMU notes. Anything else I need to learn in school I will learn from the new teachers I will encounter in the future. My slow news day has revealed these little tidbits:
1. Bobby and Whitney are splitting up. Hmmmmmmmmmm…..that was/is the longest lasting worst idea ever. One has to wonder, who really initiated this split? Is it possible that Bobby simply grew tired of whitney the crack head? I think this may be the most pausible answer, because Lord knows the entire world, at very least, every single member of the black community, has seriously and verbally (which you know how we are) attacking her relationship with bobby for YEARS. YEARS! for years the world has been like “Huh? What the fuck are you doing with him? why would you do this to your self?” And for 14 years she didn’t listen. So logically, Bobby must have been the one to grow tired of her. Didn’t see that coming at all. I thought they’d be together forever, much the same way I never thought we’d see someone come forward in the death of jonbenet ramsey. Granted, that dude was a liar. So maybe their marriage has a chance.

2. But not if “Superhead” gets involved with shit. Dude…no matter how much dirt my husband had on me to keep me married to his ass, I would not stay with him if he was even in the same room as Karrine “superhead” steffans. Becuase once you’ve had sex with her, you’ve had sex with a good portion of black entertainers.

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