have you heard about this? Fuck spinach and its nasty cousin, lettuce. Apparently both are riddled with e. coli at any given moment. until this scare passes, i’m headed to roscoes for some long yearned for chicken and waffles. Just wanted to put that one out there.
Know what i hate more then lettuce? that couple dancing in the mortage rate pop up in the corner of this ad. They’re dancing on their roof because they’re so fucking happy they got a good mortage rate. i think they look ridiculous. stop it. STOP IT NOW!