So, its only 7:43am and I’ve already been amazed by Madonna. You know, like amazed to the point of, “What?! Oh shut the fuck up old lady.” Don’t get me wrong, I mean she’s great…but she’s no Jesus. She’s actually, no Maggie, Amanda, or Angella. Just because you’ve made people dance for the last 20 years, and have had the good sense not to overdose on narcotics…doesn’t really make you all that special. I’m just sayin.