Dear Eddie Murphy

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No matter how many children you bring into the world, nothing will deny the fact that you are…gay. Nothing will change your past of cavorting throughout the East Coast with Johnny Gill. Nothing will change the fact that you did in fact pick up a transvestite…who really did look like a dude. Random acts of kindness end just before the oral copulation. I’m just sayin. love, the management.

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