Dear John Mayer

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GO AWAY. get off my CSI, stay out of my Volkswagen commercial, stop with the improptu stand up comedy routines in New York, and certainly stay out of my celebrity tabloid gossip. while your at it, take Jessica Simpson with you. Like we’re not all just a little tired of that one. Maybe if we’re lucky…she’ll take the Carters with ya’ll. Fuck. Signed, the management.

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