Um…so this whole Haggard thing is getting real, real funny. Especially the part where the Reverend admits to buying crystal meth, but throwing it away. And then admits to being referred to the male prostitute for a massage….You know how I know you’re gay? You went to a male prostitute for a massage…in a hotel room. then you bought drugs from him. That’s how I know you’re gay…and you’re lying. Things people don’t do unless they’ve solicited an individual for sex: get massages in hotel rooms after buying drugs. Those are also things people don’t do if they’ve ever even seen a second of Cops or Miami Vice. Like, no matter how bad my back hurt, or how stressed out I was, I highly doubt I would let my fiance rub my back in a hotel room after a dinner I paid for. It all sounds too much like prostitution.
You gotta see the CNN video on this whole mess. the funniest part is when the male prostitute says, “I don’t know why the polygraph test said I failed the question ‘did you have sex with haggard’…maybe i was just tired.” HILARIOUS.
what is up with that new christian bale movie? sometimes when he plays a nazi-ish ass (shaft) or a thug (Hard times) he’s really believable…and I don’t like it. Still totally wouldn’t mind being his girl, though.