Donna Martin Graduate!


Tori Spelling is awesome. Like, fucking completely love her. and her husband. Its amazing how 20 minutes of a show can change one’s perspective on a celebrity. Particularly because she a)moved to Temecula (!?!?!?!), b) is absolutely adorable fat and pregnant, c)wears thick rimmed glasses, d)reads the tabloids, e)just tried to rent porn with her husband, and f)will be living in a trailer in the future because her new house is invaded with ants!! Her very not gay husband #2…which is different from her obviously gay husband #1. I can’t believe they’re opening a bed and breakfast in Temecula. More specifically, Fall Brook.

Hi, this is me, trying not to go nuts. I don’t quite know what’s up with my head, but…I don’t know. For such an abstract construct, there doesn’t seem to be enough time or energy. Not that I’d know what to do with it. I think I’m just tired from aerobics, and apparently, according to the news, if I accidently drift and hit a soft shoulder on the highway and get into an accident….my honda civic will fucking snap in half. The two leading stories in the news had that same thing in common: hondas will snap apart like a fucking piece of licorice. Hm. think about that. I know…I just miss my family. Okay. I get it. bleh.

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