Jack McClellan, you are one creepy looking fucker. CREEPY. Would you mind holding this taser to you testicles…just for a moment. It will only hurt for second. (My friend Angel coined that phrase one Saturday morning after a long night of drinking, when our conversation turned to how some perverts look perfectly normal, even handsome. Its safe to say that Jack McClellan looks like niether.) My favorite line in the article is “McClellan landed in jail this week after he was arrested for allegedly violating a temporary restraining order requiring him to stay at least 30 feet from any child in California” (emphasis mine). Good looking out props go to the forward thinking person whose purpose was to protect ALL children in California…the entire big ass state. I’m making myself late for class.